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Along wif da General Statements made here, there are also DA ROOLZ which govern specific events. They are listed as follows:
ROOLZ FOR TRIPS TODA V-E-T & BAY-KAY-SHUNS
Recognizing that the above are necessary evils, RIFRAF has established da following ROOLZ:
1. TREATS WILL BE GIVEN for all good behaviour at the accepted rate of ONE (1) TREAT of the bunny's choice per HOUR of
"away-frum-home" time.
2. Favourite salads, foods, toys, blankies, beds, and other comfort needs will accompany bunny on any/every such excursions.
3. Bunny will go only to bunny-savvy veterinarians or bunny-reccommended care facilities! Only bunny-savvy care-givers
will be permitted to attend bunnies!
4. Bunny-parents must be anxiety-stricken at all times when away from their bunnies!
A Note on "TREATS"
TREATS as defined by RIFRAF include, but are not limited to,:
*fruit (banana, apricots, pineapple, blueberries, etc.)
*select herbs (cilantro, dill, mint)
*carrots (dried or fresh)
*Craisins (or similar dried, sweetened cranberry)
*raisins
*whole oats
*pumpkin/strained baby fruits, veggies
*cookie/cracker/biscuit/breakfast cereals
*yogurt
*papaya tablets
*dandelion flowers
*cranberry or blueberry extract tablets + Vitamin C
Because of the high sugar content in most ob dees fings, bunnies are limited (by ebil V-E-Ts) in their consumption of
TREATS. Therefore, RIFRAF has established a
RATE-OB-EXCHANGE:
1 Craisin = 1 raisin = 1" slice of banana = one corner of a cracker = 1 Froot Loop brand breakfast cereal = 1 tsp.
of baby strained pumpkin = 1 tsp. of yogurt = 1 papaya tablet
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