Along wif da General Statements made here, there are also DA ROOLZ which govern specific events. They are listed as follows:
ROOLZ FOR TRIPS TODA V-E-T & BAY-KAY-SHUNS
Recognizing that the above are necessary evils, RIFRAF has established da following ROOLZ:
1. TREATS WILL BE GIVEN for all good behaviour at the accepted rate of ONE (1) TREAT of the bunny's choice per HOUR of
2. Favourite salads, foods, toys, blankies, beds, and other comfort needs will accompany bunny on any/every such excursions.
3. Bunny will go only to bunny-savvy veterinarians or bunny-reccommended care facilities! Only bunny-savvy care-givers
will be permitted to attend bunnies!
4. Bunny-parents must be anxiety-stricken at all times when away from their bunnies!
A Note on "TREATS"
TREATS as defined by RIFRAF include, but are not limited to,:
*fruit (banana, apricots, pineapple, blueberries, etc.)
*select herbs (cilantro, dill, mint)
*carrots (dried or fresh)
*Craisins (or similar dried, sweetened cranberry)
*pumpkin/strained baby fruits, veggies
*cranberry or blueberry extract tablets + Vitamin C
Because of the high sugar content in most ob dees fings, bunnies are limited (by ebil V-E-Ts) in their consumption of
TREATS. Therefore, RIFRAF has established a
1 Craisin = 1 raisin = 1" slice of banana = one corner of a cracker = 1 Froot Loop brand breakfast cereal = 1 tsp.
of baby strained pumpkin = 1 tsp. of yogurt = 1 papaya tablet